Getting Slinky

Mixing fluids with another person so that your pure enzymes get mad at you.

"I cannot believe they are getting slinky already. That is so immature."

by #Gretle November 16, 2025

Clinkin’ the slinky

To masturbate

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”

by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.

Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight

by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

shinkaren

An extreme crackhead, one who is given to uttering "here I am, all fucked up on crack, and I can't find one gat damn person who will listen to me for two seconds" repetitvely.

"Justin needs to stop being a fucking shinkaren, all that meth is gonna kill him."

by JaMeZ May 18, 2003

shinkaren

disloyal punk ass bitch that loves to stick the knives in your back as much as he does up his own ass. homosexually fit to have large objects twisted around in his bumcrack and enjoys sucking on the cock.

King_Shinkaren: you're a lamer
YourBitch58478: you're a homo
King_Shinkaren: yea...know any good guys that'll ram me in the ass tonight?

by IHateDisloyalty May 28, 2003

shinkaren

1. fucking dickhead that goes from rebound to rebound and doesnt fucking give adiquate fucking reason to kick yer ass to the gutter.
2. a measurement of 2 inches

1. goddamnit hitler is such a fucking shinkaren
2. nepoleon had to have such shinkaren piece of dick

by You Know Who This Is May 30, 2003