by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
Get the Slanty mug.A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.
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Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!
Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!
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Santa Fe Indian School is a school in Santa Fe, New Mexico that educates many young native american children from grade 7-12.
by ANTVIE RIPDE March 29, 2009
Get the Santa Fe Indian School mug.When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.
by uknowhooXX December 18, 2009
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Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
by nipopolis January 4, 2009
Get the Unsatisfied Santa mug.1. The common childhood fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who gives toys on Christmas.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
1. I dont know, but for some reason, our child Jimmy screams whenever seeing a picture or Santa Clause, I hope he grows out of his Santaclaustrophia
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
by thecoolcanadian December 22, 2009
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