Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

off the sheezy

when you play bball and you hit the ball of their foot.

"man..jeff is so good he dunked on me after he went off the sheezy"

by Jeff favs April 19, 2005

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)

Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.

by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010

Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!

After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.

by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010

Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'

Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

by The girl from the flats May 8, 2013