salty snorkle 

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

salty snorkle by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

salty sheet 

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

salty sheet by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Salty Jimmy 

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

Salty Jimmy by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

Salty Walter

When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.

"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."

Salty Walter by penguinpufferlovers420 May 8, 2018

Salty Seabird

A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.

Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries

Salty Seabird by Hentai > Porn May 8, 2018

salty grits 

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

salty grits by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

Salty Zamboni 

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

Salty Zamboni by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018