You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021

Let's get it started

Something one says when they start running for their life while a camera records them in a funny angle

Dad: *takes out belt*

Child: LET'S GET IT STARTED, LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE

by userhandlegoeshere October 18, 2022

the wallpaper starts peeling

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

by Huuuuuuuuuuuummm March 18, 2023

shartastical

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks

Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL

by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

Shart

A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.

by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014

shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie September 30, 2015

shart

When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off

Lmao I just sharted

by Highland69 July 14, 2016