t-skirt

a skirt fabricated by making alterations to a t-shirt

You: Oh man, that t-shirt is so haggard.
Me: Well, it would look hammer as a t-skirt.

by Moosehead79 February 21, 2008

Ugly Shirt

The shirt that one wears that is tan/brown, plaid and short sleeved.

It looks as though it could be out of a 70's porn movie, or that a creepy child molester would be wearing as he drives the ice cream truck down the block.

Oh man, I cannot wait till I burn his Ugly Shirt. I hope he enjoys his last day with it

by shirthater September 23, 2010

Oatmeal on her shirt

1. Girl has oatmeal (the breakfast cereal), on her shirt.

2. That girl is fine.

1. Shit!, I just got oatmeal on my shirt!

2. Dayumm, gurlz got oatmeal on her shirt!

by mulletbaby September 4, 2009

Yellow Shirt Guy

A nickname given to that guy who wore a yellow shirt that one time and someone commented on it. Since then he has worn said yellow shirt, or a different yellow shirt, a few times. Not that many times though.
*Once the nickname Yellow Shirt Guy has been implemented, it can only be replaced by the nickname faggot.

Nick: Hey yellow shirt guy, nice jacket.
Yellow Shirt Guy: Yeah, it's great at keeping off the rain and stuff.
Nick: I know, mine is too, actually...Dammit! That's my jacket! Give it back!
Yellow Shirt Guy: Hey, I have a name you know.
Nick: Sorry, give it back faggot!

by TORONTO65 March 29, 2010

oh shirt!

First created at the Rainbow Cleaners in Hamden C.T. this term is another way of saying oh shit! only this refers to a much more clumsy way of speaking, an almost slurr of the actual spoken term.

*special thanks to Dan

-Hey dan your shoe is untied
-Dan-ohhhhhh shirrrrtttt!!!
-yes totally uncalled for hostility...dick

by chug-a-lug house March 10, 2005

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.

The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping

by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007

mini skirt

A "skirt" that might as well be made from two dish towels; mini skirts rarely go lower than mid-thigh and are often ride low on the hips.

Harlots, like Britney Spears, are known to wear them.

Mini skirts are not for modest ladies.

What's the point of a mini-skirt? It won't cover you up or provide protection from the cold.

Wearing a mini-skirt and tank top seems to send the message, wether the wearer likes it or not, "I'm a hooker. Take me now."

by Lorelili April 7, 2005