Shitty Bus

When you take the most atomic, deadly, eye-burning, nose-hair tingling, slash-slinging shit on a charter bus.

Why does my nose burn so bad?
That's the power of shitty bus, baby.

by Haleysdick December 15, 2016

shitty dick tip

When you perform anal and end up with shit on the tip of your cock.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and wiped my shitty dick tip all over her face.

by Cornelius's bitch tits February 16, 2017

shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.

Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.

by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017

shatty fatty

When you are a lactose intolerant,ice cream loving fat man.

I am a shatty fatty.

by DaRedShatter November 9, 2017

Shutter snake

A girl who is generally attractive,who may or may not have a boyfriend and that you haven’t actually talked to in years bc she’s a bitch. But ever since you bought a DSLR camera she’s in your DMs quicker than a pig on mud or a fly on shit.

Could also be the girl who you regularly talk to, but upon finding out that you now own a camera, she makes plans to hangout and last minute says “oh and are you bringing your camera?!”

Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.

she’s just a shutter snake, She only wants you for your camera.

by ArtisticAvenues96 May 21, 2018

shitty dick face

Qball

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD

by Usef Amir June 12, 2018

Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018