sleep assault

when youre partner(another boy or girl, can be gay or strait) falls asleep, but you can have sexual intercourse with them. Only works if the one doing action is a boy.

Last night I was super horny, so before Linda fell asleep she said I could sleep assault.

by statonstaton February 5, 2012

sleep denial

When you wake up hours before you need to so you lay in bed pretending to be asleep without any of the actual benefits of sleeping.

I woke up like two hours before i usually do so i just laid in bed for a while, I was in total sleep denial.

by Wiita July 19, 2010

Fat Sleep

After you wake up from sleeping and you lay in bed with complete silence relaxing. The only activity that can be done between is a morning pee. you must return to your bed and lay down for it to be fat sleep.

Joe woke up and layed in his bed fat sleeping for two hours, adding to his sloth like ways.

Joe: I fat slept for like 3 hours
Mike: You're a real slothman and a FOF to boot.

by Ih8umikelee May 13, 2008

GTS (Go to Sleep)

CM Punks new finishing move, Cm punk gets a guy in a military press position (holding a guy over your head, elbows locked) and he drops the guy and introducing his opponents forehead to cm's knee thus, puttin him 2 sleep

GTS (Go To Sleep) = pwnage times a million

by kennyc July 23, 2007

The sleeper

The Sleeper is a form of masturbation, when one sits on ones arm for a periode of time until the arm is numb. You then proceed to masturbate.

"Deffy pullin the sleeper tongiht"
"Why would you tell me that?"

by tagger June 11, 2006

Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.

Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!

by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004