Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018

sinister salad

another term for the devil’s lettuce aka maryjoanna aka marujeewana primarily used in a country accent.

I saw them sellin’ them sinister salad in a jar in that ol Donald General. It smelt so unholy brother these teens walked out smellin like the Hippies out West.

by shawtyhunter May 16, 2022

Snoop Salad

Snoop Dogg's special recipe. Aka kush

Snoop's friend: Ay man where yo at?
Snoop: I'm smoking some snoop salad.
Snoop's friend: Ohhhhh save some for me when i get to yo place. And roll a fat one

by stale cheerio May 28, 2018

Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.

The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.

by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018

Vinegar Salad

The act of shitting on your sex partners chest and continuing to urinate on the shit you have just taken on their chest. The urine acts as a vinegar dressing to the Salad (shit) :)

Gregory: Hey bro have you ever dished out a decent vinegar salad?

Adem: yea bruhh i put a bit of extra vinegar on the salad too. it was raddddd

by Davo249257 October 3, 2016

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

slimey salad

When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.

He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons

What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?

Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.

by TYEKRO October 7, 2022