A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.
Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"
Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.
Girl #1: "What a gentleman."
Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.
Girl #1: "What a gentleman."
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When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.
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Get the rusty pocketknife mug.While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.
Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.
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