I need to start riding a bicycle

I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.

You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.

by Death Menace April 3, 2023

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Risingtard

Someone who has only played Metal Gear Rising, refuses to play the others, and won't shut the fuck up about it

Daniel: oh boy, did you hear about Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake?
Aubrey: METAL GEAR MENTIONED. STANDING HERE I REALIZE!! MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL! SAM X RAIDEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Daniel:...risingtard...

by anonymous June 23, 2024

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RisingBookshelf

the biggest cutie patootie in the world

"What do you think is cuter, cats or dogs?" "RisingBookshelf is cuter than both."

by risingbookshelffan1000 July 29, 2025

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risinbenr

A strange african bird.

I saw an risinbenr on safari

by David Atembrough March 23, 2008

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Riding Stranger

Riding in a back seat of the driver and performing a reach around. (male and female)

Suzie is driving her car while Billy gives her a riding stranger from the back seat.

by Danzanzio June 28, 2009

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Riding the bus

Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.

Man last night me and charlie were riding the bus. Hope I don't catch the clap.

by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009

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