rigima

a large poop, usually corny, that has difficulty flushing down. usually rigimas (sometimes shortened to "rig"), need to be chopped with plastic silverware before flushing is possible and safe.

My rigima is too large to flush. mom needs to chop it first.

by drunkonpunk89 August 24, 2007

Ring your own Doorbell

masturbate; pleasure oneself.

Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?

Girl: No, why would I...

Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.

by submarinesoup January 13, 2011

ringamaroo

an evasive technique used by customer service lines that upset girlfriends causing them to fuddle cliches into new cliches.

"I want sat tv but they have been giving us the ringamaroo"

by Sacsquash September 16, 2011

Ring of Death

Not to be confused with Red Ring of Death, which is when an Xbox 360 console receives an error, and shows three of the four lights glowing red.

The Ring of Death, however, can mean many things; but in gaming terms (which is most often used) refers to when a video game disc receives a laser burn that revolves around the disk, which is parallel to the hole in the middle. It is very difficult to remove this and often results in the disc being thrown away.

Aw Damn it! I got the ring of death on my call of duty MW3 disc! Shit! Fuck! *Throws away*

by Ilisten2Metal June 15, 2014

riggity rekt, son

If you typed riggity rekt, son in a dictionary, you got riggity rekt, son

"Wow did he search up riggity rekt, son on the dictionary? That means he got riggity rekt!"

by Patoto, potato May 29, 2017

burnt ring

when ones anus is stinging from chilis or diahorrea

by chunk of love October 3, 2003

Christy Ring

Legendary Irish hurler. One of few good things to come out of Cork.

The butthole.

"And it's Christy Ring with the ball, he let's fly with the hurl and ooooooohhhh... it flys, 90 miles an hour and the full back takes it right up the Christy Ring. That's gotta hurt."

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008