retaliationship

A relationship in which the two partners are together for retaliatory purposes:
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship

Those two can't stop fighting and should have broken up a thousand times,but neither will let the other be free - its not a relationship, its a retaliationship

by hulaballoo December 29, 2008

retard parade

When a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.

Dammit, I'm late for a foot appointment and I need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a retard parade so I have to wait until the red light!

by Andariel Halo April 7, 2010

Retard

Loic Jacobs

Wow, Loic is such a retard.

by lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao July 5, 2016

mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

Double Retard

Categorized as giving double meaning to various words or phrases. The alternate meaning of said phrases tend to indicate something sexual on a stupidly inclined subject matter.

Sally is eating some cherry tomatoes. "Popping those cherries huh? Double retard..."

by auronberry September 23, 2010

dumbfuck retard

Deborah

Deborah is a dumbfuck retard

by TheRealistAlpaca7 September 24, 2017

Retarded Retard

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.

Stevie is a retarded retard.

by extraretardedretard March 8, 2023