Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.

Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that

by elbenoloco May 10, 2021

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Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

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Reality

The world is not virtual, so anything virtual is not reality or new reality.

Most people still live in an in person reality and not a virtual reality, no matter what technology is available, or what diseases have spread to where. That isn't going to change as long as people are still mostly human and not inhuman.

by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021

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Reali-tea

The simplest expression of milky caffeinated beverages to take off the bitter edge of reality.

- Would you like some tea?
- Sure
-What kind?
-Just reali-tea

by FreeMason1234 June 12, 2021

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realitytale_cosplay

Reailtytale_Cosplay is a Cosplay tiktoker who cosplays alot of undertale and danganronpa and adores Xer fans

Person 1: Heya Realitytale_cosplay posted a new video of ghost Leon

Person 2: xe doesn't post enough junko

Person 1: Shut the fuck up it's Xer cosplay

by Bitchtits is neptunic June 12, 2021

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