Raging Speedhorn

When one takes a drug, namely speed, it is difficult to obtain an erection. Therefore, to have a raging speedhorn is an oxymoron.

Joe: "Omg Mark I have taken so much speed right now, look at my raging hardon"

Mark: "LOL more like raging speedhorn"

by Josski February 2, 2010

Racing Stripe

(n.) A single stripe of feces on some sort of object; mostly left on cloth-based items (i.e. pillow, shirt, curtain) but sometimes left on the epidermis (i.e. forehead, cheek) of unsuspecting victim

(v.) The act of leaving a single stripe of feces on some sort of object; mostly left on cloth-based items (i.e. pillow, shirt, curtain) but sometimes left on the epidermis (i.e. forehead, cheek) of unsuspecting victim

(n.) "Dude, I woke up this morning and there was a racing stripe on my pillow."

(v.) "I racing stripped his pillow last night. Let me know if he says anything in the morning."

by sryimnotsry February 14, 2012

Racing with ryan

The best game in history

"What's your favorite game" "Racing with Ryan of course"

by Why me 123 February 18, 2020

rabigoot

a fat retard squirell mixed with a rabit

very nice

i used my pet rabigoot to get in to this girls pants

by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021

Stance potato racing

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh

I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend

by Not an admin February 5, 2017

raving puffer

a homosexual male or males

The raving puffer grabbed my cock!

by lewis josh December 7, 2006

Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010