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Queef

Queef: 1. When you feel a breeze eminating from between a womans thighs, accompanied by the sound of music (like the decrecendo of a trombone playing a bar of quarter notes). 2. A vaginal fart. 3. The two point conversion made following a touchdown.
Christopher was so gay, I told him to go out in the yard when he Queefs.
by Breezy thighs September 8, 2020
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queef

when lexi acidently farts and periodt blood starts to squirt out while she farts
lexi: GUYS IM ABOUT TO QUEEFE!!!! *squirts pussy blood everywhere*
by ilovejhourneifartqueef990000 January 21, 2022
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Queef

Oh yeah Grey? They're such a queef.
by catsareprettycool March 16, 2022
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Quee/Quem

Quee (pronounced Kwi) and Quem (pronounced Kwim) : replaces They and Them, in reference to one who identifies as being part of the LGBTQ+ community, and/or does not identify as either female or male.
Quee/Quem: "Quem is looking for a snack to eat, because quee is hungry."
by ScarltsPlc August 15, 2022
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Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.
So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.
by Amxkool August 4, 2011
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ginger queef

A. When a red headed woman farts through her baby maker.
Debbie's boyfriend was surprised when she suddenly let out a ginger queef on his leg.
by chefman69 May 28, 2016
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Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.
1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.
by anonymous October 25, 2017
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