Pure Memory

Yay!! Congratulations on getting all Pures! You amazing human. If anybody hates you then they are just jealous like how we have jealousboyhalo right now! Oh well! You are going to do amazing things one day!

Max: I get Pure Memory in everything.
Roxanne: Stop bragging about it.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

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by Fartstuff December 28, 2021

Pure Cum

A compliment to the chef given when bossman overloads your 4am kebab with mayo.

Mmmm that's pure cum that, pure cum.

by Just_Indi November 4, 2022

viable purchasing option

the greatest line for anybody to ever put on their resume

Taylor: "Jeez Jason, I don't know how to make my resume sound option"
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."

by phunk master flex June 13, 2012

Louisiana Purchase

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.

Last night, me and Mona made a Louisiana purchase!

by EddieVentura July 28, 2016

[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

Lousiana Purchase

A giant female ass

Her ass is such a Lousiana Purchase.

by Fuck2013 January 13, 2021