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too plastic

When a BITCH that has big tits/ass walks by and there fits/ass look fake
Damn DAT gir is too plastic
by Whalecakes101 March 15, 2015
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Fake Plastic

when someone has a lot of makeup on or had a lot of plastic surgeries.
"Man, she's fake plastic. Even the thiccc booty is fake.
by whoKNEWws March 27, 2018
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tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.
Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom
by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018
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Pussy Plastered

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
by swagoozach September 7, 2019
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National Plastic Day

National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!
Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !
by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019
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Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk
Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork
by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020
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