western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.

OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!

by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020

Phantom Information

Statements, beliefs, logical entailments, or intentions falsely attributed to someone—especially during debates or arguments—that were never actually expressed. Phantom information is almost always unintentional, stemming from the person's ignorance and inability to fully comprehend an argument or a stance.

Debater A: “You like cats better than dogs, therefore it would logically follow that you hate dogs!"
Debater B: “I never said that. You've hallucinated phantom information.”

by Ameizo August 28, 2025

Phantom Phone Pain

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.

While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.

by CamyB June 1, 2011

The Phantom

Sexual move; when a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs and performs intercourse on a man or woman while wearing a strap on.

"I snuck in and let that girl have it with the Phantom last night! She had no clue what hit her."

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

Phantom Snacker

An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.

Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?

Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.

by Phantomsnacker3 January 2, 2017

Phantom

One who opens a website, then decides to close it. But then change their mind and re-open it a year later.

Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.

"Yo man, what happened to the site?" - "Guess he pulled another Phantom."

by Budah09 June 5, 2009