phantom patriot

The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.

Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.

McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024
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Phantom Earbuds

When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.
Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now
by MonkeyGoo:/ October 19, 2021
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Phantom Car

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.
For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022
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Phantom 4

The number you randomly accidentally hit when typing on a super tiny QWERTY cell phone keypad while texting. And then send.

It will haunt your texts forever if you backspace it....

It could be any number, but 4 comes first and is more evil than all others.... 0.o
I accidentally made a Phantom 4 in my text to my girlfriend... I'm doomed forever.
by MasU15 September 15, 2010
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phantom song

a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head
person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song
by Negroratory mammal October 14, 2021
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Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
by 4uffin July 06, 2023
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Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
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