poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 20, 2003
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Sweet Poon Pics (SPP)

Super cutty pictures that involve sweet poon and are intended for audience seeking excitement. Usually amazing and brighten ones day. People in SPP usually are unaware of the good deed they are taking apart in. SPP's are excellent in beginning Old Fashioned's.
I've seen everything on Redtube and I feel I just can't connect to people I don't know. You went to to the nude beach last weekend, got any Sweet Poon Pics (SPP)?
by dlo6969 February 17, 2011
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Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money November 20, 2015
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wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor
wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese
by Eclipsify November 24, 2013
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"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".
"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".
by scar belle April 11, 2008
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one sec poon

Vagina that will make you cum quick; really good pussy. Very tight and wet.
I got that one sec poon last night!
by SxYsPaZz January 30, 2017
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Full-Moon Poon

An Andrea's vagina hole that resembles a "Full Moon". Size and all.
"Dude, I boned Andrea the other night! Even after a kid, I didn't expect her to have a Full-Moon Poon like that!"
by AllThatIsWoman September 28, 2011
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