built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole

That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!

by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022

man's pole

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

grease the pole

Greasing the poll, masterbation

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole

by E snow23 January 18, 2023

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023

To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024