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built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole
That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!
by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022
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man's pole

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole
by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023
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ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.
Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.
by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023
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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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