A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.
Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.
Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.
by Sexy Bitch McGee June 4, 2009
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my night nurse never want to plant the corn
- Raz Trent The lonely island
Q:Did you plant the corn with beth last night
A:Planted enough corn last night to feed all of Africa
my night nurse never want to plant the corn
- Raz Trent The lonely island
Q:Did you plant the corn with beth last night
A:Planted enough corn last night to feed all of Africa
by George Jones Jr September 10, 2012
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by RacheyFatale December 23, 2012
Get the Plant Fucker mug.Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rockstar. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's in them.
For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
"I'm going to a concert tonight, where are my Jagger pants?"
"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
by Parttimepoet September 26, 2009
Get the Jagger pants mug.When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.
Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"
by Farmer in the dell February 4, 2010
Get the Farmville Pants mug.When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
by Mc Mondo Michaels October 22, 2011
Get the Tan Pants mug.Originated from a Youtube video by I Hate Everything, designed to show how little effort goes into humor like Deez nuts, What are those, or the topic of the video, Damn Daniel. In the video, he places a potted plant on a table and starts yelling "Durr plant!" repeatedly, while pointing at the plant. This simple joke soon turned into the thing it is mocking, and started spreading across youtube thanks to the fans of IHE.
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