Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

by Johnnybot2000 February 15, 2006

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laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 15, 2006

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Side Pipe

The act of copulating the stomatic abdominal opening of a colostomy patient.

Pete - "Bro, I heard you were trying to bang Stacy. You know she has a colostomy bag right?"

Travis - "I gives no fucks. Im'ma side pipe that slut."

by swimp March 09, 2015

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bag pipe

anal sex

Yo jules, i bagpiped ur sister

by urzaman June 23, 2003

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Pipe Diaper

A make-shift wrapper (e.g., napkin, paper towel, toilet paper) used to keep a pipe from dribbling on your head.

Marc: "Oooooooh that pipe just dripped down my back"

Matt: "For realz... let's call an expert to plumb that pipe"

Marissa: "Forget that, I'll put a pipe diaper on it."

by MHDC July 01, 2009

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