briefcase pants 

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

briefcase pants by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

dick pants 

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

dick pants by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

furtility pants 

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.

Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.

furtility pants by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020

picky pants 

When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference

Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.

picky pants by Khillawatt November 3, 2020

Piss Pants 

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

Piss Pants by Shit heart May 5, 2021

Pirate of Men's Pants 

gay, sausage jockey, drops his anchor in poo harbour, crafty butcher

He's defo a pirate of men's pants

Pirate of Men's Pants by hector poach August 29, 2010

F'd in the pants! 

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

F'd in the pants! by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010