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peanut ass

What happens when you eat too many peants.
Oh man, Natalie had peanut ass real bad!
by theotherbrutha January 2, 2012
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Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.
1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.
by СукаБлять May 28, 2015
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peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself
Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself
by Ares708 June 8, 2016
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Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR)

The act of putting peanut butter on a dog's dick (AKA Red Rocket) and licking it off. Similar to putting peanut butter on your dick and having a dog lick it off, but the other way around.
Dog: (constantly licking lips)
Brenden: WTF, did my dog just lick peanut butter off your dick?
Antonio: Yep, and now I'm going to return the favor with a Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR).
by Shwan Shwanson May 22, 2017
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Peanut

Another name for SCP 173, usually used in SCP: Secret Laboratory
“O no peanut is there” (silence for 1 second) (d-boi blinks) (neck snap)
by RoyelPixel ._. October 11, 2018
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flashy peanut

that person who tries to portray that they are far more interesting/intelligent/amazing etc than they really are. Originates from the larger,more interestingly shaped peanuts you often find in mixed-nut packs which when eaten - taste exactly like regular peanuts!!! ahhhh!
that guy I met last night seamed pretty interesting at first, but turned out only to be a flashy peanut...
by traddle3000 August 19, 2008
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peanut butter jelly sandwich

The result of an feceal infected pussy from fucking "bi" sexual men, dickheads that don't wash or shitskins.
In Africa they probably have so many diseases from the idiot shitskins making to many peanut butter jelly sandwiches with the dumb bitches.
by Onan August 30, 2003
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