by ellie March 2, 2005
Get the team sadmug. The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017
Get the The Nub Teammug. When you dont want to be o team edward or jacob for that chick from twilight.....choose the best alternative!!!!
The producer from snow white and the huntsman
The producer from snow white and the huntsman
by thatguywhothoughthecould December 7, 2012
Get the Team Producermug. by Mr. Zangoose April 4, 2011
Get the Team Heflinmug. by franknteen November 27, 2011
Get the team goodmug. A sports team compiled entire of people who like to smeeze, or smoke marijuana, on the daily and then play their sport. They are often good athletes who got really bored with trying hard and would rather just get high and enjoy athletics.
All those players on the smeeze team used to be intense, but now they seem to have really mellowed out on the playing field.
by Patches O'Dorr Conty October 4, 2009
Get the smeeze teammug. 1: When your relationship status is unknown to the masses
2: Information about you life is not spread and kept a secret
2: Information about you life is not spread and kept a secret
by Kash and Yorkie April 12, 2010
Get the Team Unknownmug.