MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019

My-sexual

An attraction to people you find attractive. It may or may not cover straight, bi, gay, pan, demi, or even asexual people. You are attracted to only people you find attractive and are tired of telling people or explaining to them what you sexuality is. Especially if you are pan and are tired of people making the "Oh so you're attracted to pans." joke over and over again.

Friend who's annoyingly personal: "So are you straight, gay, bi, demi, pan?"
Me: "I'm my-sexual."
Fwap: "What's that?"
Me: "It means stop asking me, I'm attracted to whom I find attractive and you're not one of them."

by Ragnellrok September 23, 2016

my yard

A term used by New Yorkers to claim their own space, a local hang out or neighborhood.

This bar is my yard.

by ThisIsMyYard February 18, 2010

my grey

the person you absolutely adore. your favorite person in the universe. this could be your twin flame, family, friends or even soulmate. this person can make all the bad thoughts go away from just being there.

“my grey is angel”
“my grey is also my twin flame”

by kk421xoxo November 3, 2020

My rainbow

Someone who is perfect and makes you’re day

You’re my rainbow

by Ig velocity_x January 26, 2022

by my ma's

to my mother's house (Italian-American)

"Goin' by my ma's for mostaciolli."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

My moon

being someones moon is when your so beautiful to them and you don't know it because your so far and out of reach but yet everyone knows there beautiful and loved so deeply but not knowing any of it

Jake: she's my soulmate i swear by it, look at her, she's my moon.

by imissyouimsorry June 27, 2021