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Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!
News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!
by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018
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Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.
Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!
by Dakintosh January 15, 2022
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wensday thursday friday

An abriviation for What The Fuck
by Rose1286 May 19, 2017
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Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.
Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!
by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.
Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.
by Camchowder November 25, 2017
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Friday Night Dinner

Literal Top Tier British tv

It follows a Jewish family who meet for Friday night dinner with their clinically insane dad and mum who just needs a break
Also their mental neighbour Jim, who enjoys being petrified of his dog, and saying shalom
Johnny: Did you see Friday night dinner last night?
Adam: ofc i did, Martin is a national treasure
by thedeakyamp December 20, 2022
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