Bolice Officer

A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.

My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?

Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!

by Alex 826392793y283 June 5, 2020

post office

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)

You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.

by *subject name here* January 11, 2009

awesome office syndrome

A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.

Where is Steve?

He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.

by wascrappenin January 5, 2011

community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power

even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME

by pigs February 18, 2005

[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009

officing around

the act of goofing off in your work setting, typically an office to many people.

dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!

boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!

by anotherdood? August 19, 2009

Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.

Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.

by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009