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couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 25, 2013
mugGet the couch rottermug.

couch humper

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
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couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
mugGet the couch stankmug.

couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch
“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”
by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022
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Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.
by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016
mugGet the Couch hotmug.

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration
That guy is couch tatty and has a big face
by HJT7 June 24, 2016
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oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions
Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH
by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023
mugGet the oliver couchmug.

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