Big Truck Syndrome

A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.

"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"

"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"

"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."

by The Painful Reality August 11, 2020

puss-up truck

A pickup truck with extras that a REAL pickup doesn't need, such as leather seats, GPS, dual zone climate control, and backup cameras.

"Check it out guys, this thing's got chrome rims, chrome crash bar, DVD screens for the kids, heated seats for cool mornings, and can tow our scooters."

"Yeah dude, nice puss-up truck! Is that the Victoria's Secret Special Edition?"

by clav January 4, 2009

back up the truck

To go back in a conversation

So Christie is pregnant, anyways did you see the football game on Monday?

Wait, wait, wait back up the truck...Christie's what?

by bandrewa October 29, 2007

ice cream truck

A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.

When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!

by The Sub July 2, 2005

Irish truck bomb

fill a normal bar pitcher half full of guiness. mix equal parts Jameson and Baily's in a pint glass till half full. pour pint glass into pitcher and chug.

Kurtis puked after doing that Irish truck bomb.

by Smokey Joe HC June 15, 2007

mexican pickup truck

Five fingers in the front, two in the back.

He gave that girl a good old fashioned Mexican Pickup Truck.

by C Regs November 2, 2013

mississippi dump truck

After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.

Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....

by Aunt jimiema April 28, 2014