New Zanesbridge

The geographical area encompassing Muskingum College, New Concord, Cambridge, and Zanesville, Ohio.

Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.

Muskingum Student A: I would really love to go shopping....

Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?

MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.

MSB: ...

by John Lifeguard March 6, 2009

new year's

International party day!

Guy1: You going to work on new year's?
Guy2: No fucking way.

by tax012 January 8, 2009

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

by fightthepower January 5, 2010

new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

by BTB33 September 16, 2016

New Buff Squad

In simple terms, this is the baddest and most feared group in Michigan. These are the kids your parents warned you about. You know the boys, they always have Rona’s on deck. This group is tight, no half-send bullshit. The boys are fearless and the bitches are bad. When they are on the lake, you can hear their speakers bumping and banging from miles away. A normal day for them consists of wakeboarding, surfing, and non-stop boozing. These kids make the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer look like a 9 year olds birthday party.

“Yo, is that the New Buff Squad up ahead?”
“Yeah, it is.”
“Fuck, we better get outta here”

by New Buff Squad June 7, 2018

New Delhi Hot Pocket

Similar to the sexual act of the Alabama Hot Pocket, except the recipient is a woman pooping on the streets and then a man approaches her and rapes her with the poop still inside the ass.
Source:
George, Rose. “Open Defecation in India Can Lead to Rape. Now, Women Are Demanding Toilets.” The Huffington Post, TheHuffingtonPost.com, 30 July 2016, www.huffingtonpost.com/rose-george/open-defecation-india_b_7898834.html.

Nabhya was constipated because of the fear of Nathaniel Sawant giving her a New Delhi Hot Pocket while she is vulnerable.

by vanilaBean June 24, 2018

new prairie middle school

A shithole that is full of slutty kids and assholes, the teachers don’t give a fuck about the students and only care about getting their money, the food is overpriced and tastes extremely bland, the only thing the school actually cares about is test scores and if girls have holes in their jeans

I used to go to new prairie middle school, absolute fuck fest if I do say so myself

by Booty eater8294748992837473839 October 25, 2019