national nap day

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.

Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day

by poptartcartoons.inc October 30, 2019

Grown-napping

Kidnapping of a grown up by a kid

This kid came out of nowhere and tried grown-napping me.

by KiddBCrazy December 19, 2020

Nap

Having a nap is basically tidying things up.

So when someone says there or for a nap, they really mean their of to tidy things up.

I’m getting of now, I’m off forra nap.
You mean tidying things up?
Ye.

by HarryYoungGetsBummed November 23, 2021

Nap

To Kidnap or hold someone against their will

Nigga don’t want smoke we will nap is ass quick

by Noname19999995 February 10, 2019

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015