crimson mustache

When someone eats a girl out who has her period

Mike got a crimson mustache when he hooked up with Jen last night.

by AOPi May 28, 2006

Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

by Singing Richard December 18, 2014

mistakez

when you love somthing and let it go becuase you are un sure of what you want in life, it will come back every day to bite you in the ass. I know this because i let the most beautiful girl in my life go due to my dumb ass being afraid of falling to deep in love at my age. She now is far away and i still talk to her but she has no idea that i will never let her heart leave mine, its always going to be there even if she is not. My heart belongs on chico way, in the little blue car, and with the one who was there for me when i had drama.

short, sexy, sweet, TUNA, yellow car, drive in, my prom, 2003/2004, molly, sherry, eggs, ckhs, beautiful, smart, funny, college, tears, joy, ;)

by pimp lips March 8, 2005

Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009

mustaffa

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.

Melissa Rose Gudge

by Jimmy March 27, 2004

mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.

after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!

by jorymo November 15, 2009

Mustafa Negro Overlord

When a white boy is acting overly black, but also hyper. Somehow, the kid is also being possessive or controlling (may be demanding).

Boy: LISTEN TO ME!!! (Jumping around)
White Guy: Dude, chill out.
Boy: I SAID, LISTEN UP NIGGA OR IMA BUST A CAP UP IN HURR!!!
White Guy: I never thought you'd become a Mustafa Negro Overlord...

by Teh White ChocoMcWiz December 17, 2011