Mockupied

To pretend to be busy to get out of something you dont want to do.

Friend: Hey wanna go grab some dinner with me?
Me: (Damn it i hate that girl, ill pretend im mockupied)
Me: Sorry, Im really busy

by VirginScorpion September 5, 2012

Mockumentary

A hoax documentary.

He was completely taken in by last nights mockumentary.

by chatters444 December 6, 2012

Mochanugget

A concentrated, solid form of Santorum, commonly found in the form of a nugget.

I found a mochanugget in my bedroom last night, I think my boyfriend might be gay.

by Nilohtid September 19, 2012

Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster

Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya

by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012

Mockskine

notebook sold by supermarkets that looks and feels like an expensive Moleskine at a fraction of the price.

Dude, I stopped buying those years ago when I discovered mockskines.

by hamster_man August 26, 2013

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013