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Dirt Monkey

Archaeologists who do large amounts of field work or do field work for other people's research. Mostly these are archaeologists who have yet to recieve their degrees or who don't have footing enough in the field to lead their own projects or obtain steady work.
They are so named for the dirty state in which they return at the end of the day.

This is in contrast to academic members of the field and is closely related to the term 'shovelbum' in that all shovelbums are dirt monkeys, but not all dirt monkeys are shovelbums. Dirt monkeys also include field school students, research assistants, and laborers. They are not a glamourous bunch who stand at odds with the archeostitute.
The field school students and the shovelbums got along well, dispite their differences. After all, they were all dirt monkeys.
by Kitastrophe85 May 5, 2009
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Tundra monkey

Usually a name for a native person
i went to the fish market and i saw a tundra monkey picken out the salmon
by Rosh sandell May 27, 2009
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Performing monkey

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.
Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!
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bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.
"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."
by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013
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Mikey

The American cunt who stole all of my juul pods
Mikey just stole $450 dollars worth of my vape shit
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son of a monkey's uncle

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"
by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006
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porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
by Randall G June 11, 2006
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