mcdonalds

tastes like shit, only the apple slices are good

ew i just ate mcdonalds it tastes like shit

mcdonalds by shiteater42069 September 7, 2020

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Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal by jethrojones November 22, 2020

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McDonaldsInc

Known as fast food chain, McDonaldsInc is also known as the best brawlhalla clan to ever exist. Registered in Clanhalla as an official clan, it is considered to be one of the best clans on the planet today.

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McDonaldsInc by Pr1nceIsHere November 23, 2020