Magicock

The male equivalent of Magic Pussy. Usually owned by sexy-ass jews. A dick so good it's like crack for your mouth / pussy / asshole.

You gots ta have it.

Girl: That guy's dick was so good I totally didn't care he spent the whole time talking about computer games, I just laid there and hallucinated unicorns while uncontrollably shaking.

Girl2: Damn. He gots the magicock.

by UnicornBoy March 26, 2013

Magical Fuckery

Seeing Someone so Wasted that they define comprehension or Astound you with their ability to be so Drunk. You can't imagine that that person is so Blotto. Also Similar to Black Magic Fuckery

Person 1: "Did you see her she was so Drunk she slept standing up in the middle of the bar"

Person 2 : That's some magical fuckery

by Tonka Sthal June 6, 2013

Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.

"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."

by 4Bros August 4, 2013

magic iguana

magic iguana - A word used as slang for marijuana, it often refers to very strong weed, example "dude, this here is the magic iguana" it can also be used as code when those pesky popo show up, example "dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"

origin ~ Pensby, UK

"dude, this here is the magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"

by El_smoker March 2, 2014

Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.

Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.

by sharkdogg March 21, 2015

magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 18, 2015