Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.
If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022
Get the Mariomug. 1) A itailan plumber made by Shigeru Miyamoto that comes to throw Bowser into the lava and save Princess Peach. Usually he gets a kiss whenever he saves the princess. And he stomps goombas, and he goes into the pipes.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.
It's-a-me, Mario!
by ihopeshemadealotsofspagetti January 12, 2021
Get the Mariomug. Mario is a fun boy but very childish annoying, short, and sometimes a pain in the ass. Overall good friend funny, loves Minecraft. They normally LOVE dogs and would beat someone up if they ever hurt their friend. NEVER give them sugar as they will be the most hyper dude you ever met.
by BEEP BOOP EAT SOME SOUP November 17, 2020
Get the Mariomug. Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.
by anonymous May 4, 2022
Get the Mariomug. by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020
Get the Super Mario Galaxy 2mug. This nigga won’t stop singing, every time I hear him he just won’t stop and to be cool you either have to smoke vape or do drugs or you ain’t no cool kid
by Some random as nigga October 19, 2020
Get the Mariomug. 