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vulumputious Maria

a term used to describe a super fly bizatch wearing a "I have the power He-man shirt" on tuesday
You look like a fine vulumputious Maria in that wet, brown , large paper bag of Love
by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003
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maddy and maria in love

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works
"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."
by Maddy King January 5, 2008
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Musky Maria

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
by Don Everest April 6, 2005
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Villa Maria Girls

villa means cock in Cypriot (greek dialect). no wonder the villa girls are known as "villa gorillas"
by notre dame is just better March 19, 2005
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Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone

I got the dis from Rach last nite, sweet ass maria sally muzzone!!!!
by Avi February 28, 2003
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villa maria girls

Hey don't shoot the messenger... but... Both ND and villa girls suck at life, dress in high price, unoriginal cliché shit that daddy bought (how many north face clones do I have to see?), and will have to suck some rich cock later in life because that is they only way they will have reached success. There's no hope for dumb bitches these days. But I have to say, they make for a decent lay... plus ND girls are hotter.
"I'm obsessed with private school boys since I'm not going anywhere in life and only set easily reachable goals."

"Oh, my dad will pay for it."

"ND girls are more fun..."

"villa = unnecessary drama"
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Sila Maria Calderon

The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.
It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.
by vgerx2001 October 8, 2004
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