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Monkey’s Blood

Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.
Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?
by Silvergrey1 February 23, 2021
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monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up
He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin
by warbob May 24, 2006
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monkey dunkin

While in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum.
While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!
by good monkey gone bad March 14, 2011
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monkey motion

A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.
"You need to quit all that monkey motion and get a goddamn job."
by maxaminus May 10, 2009
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monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage
"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."
by Chase Manley June 20, 2007
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Monkey crotch

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.
by RabbiRob July 3, 2006
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monkey cheese

The second episode of Shit Pickle (by James Rolfe aka AVGN) introduces a family of monkeys who just like to repeat the phrase "Monkey cheese". This is just some random phrase meaning nothing.
by itouchy March 7, 2008
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