Lurter

A cross between a lurker and a looter.

A person who lurks by a shop waiting for a riot to start so they can loot a load of stuff.

Person 1: You gonna go in that shop mate?

Person 2: Nah I'm just lurting, a need a new xbox.

Person 1: oh, damn Lurter.

by Ameliathe1 August 16, 2011

luther brooks

GOTTA BIG DICK

Damn Luther brooks lemme hit

by Sam bobby January 5, 2014

Litternet

- adjective
1. To put rubbish on the Internet

I wish people would stop litternetting.
I am so fed up of all this litternet.

by DesignerEmma January 27, 2014

Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.

Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."

by Confused1959 March 4, 2014

lattern

1. Idiotic asshole who does things for attention.

2. A douchbag

Jimmy was such a lattern when he spilled that drink on Sarah because she didn't want to dance.

by caramel_gurl May 18, 2014

Lottery Mouth

1.) Someone who says the very first thing that comes to their mind. Just like a lottery machine and how the first number that comes out is the number they say out loud.

2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.

Jason keeps on yelling out completely random things. I think he may have lottery mouth.

by Jizzle99 April 17, 2015

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.

"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".

by The Shanners August 22, 2016