by C.H.A.D. January 12, 2006
Get the Light the Tiger mug.The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007
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A person typically suffering from an undiagnosed, cluster B personality disorder who mistakes their hypervigilance from past trauma as some sort of divine gift that enables them to "heal" and guide others, but in reality, they are simply projecting their own experiences onto others, and being taken advantage of by companies that sell crystals and other, so-called spiritual items and ideologies. These people often use drugs to help them disconnect from reality and continue to believe in their omnipotent qualities. Also see, Empath.
by SoulAsunder March 19, 2023
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The only beer that's over 75% water, completely tasteless, and is only good for underage drinkers who think they're cool cause over ten gets you seemingly wasted.
Most commonly known to high schoolers as "pussy beer"
The only beer that's over 75% water, completely tasteless, and is only good for underage drinkers who think they're cool cause over ten gets you seemingly wasted.
Most commonly known to high schoolers as "pussy beer"
Yo can you get me a natty?
A what???
You know, natty; A Natural Light duh!
Nahh man that beer is for pussies! Let's take shots!
A what???
You know, natty; A Natural Light duh!
Nahh man that beer is for pussies! Let's take shots!
by TheeDrunkMess April 28, 2011
Get the Natural Light mug.A "beer" that tastes roughly like the scrapings of a urinal filtered through a pair of old underwear. Sickeningly yellow concoction that poses as beer that is so cheap that it is popular with the poor crowd.
by Yak Dribble January 11, 2008
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Get the Light Switch mug.Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.
Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!
by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014
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