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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse
Last names are sem are semi curse
by Real Alberto June 5, 2022
mugGet the Last names are sem are semi cursemug.

A Last Night Name

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.
I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name
by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018
mugGet the A Last Night Namemug.

faded in my last song

sad song about how they cant get laid
faded in my last song soty.
by softieeyong November 6, 2020
mugGet the faded in my last songmug.

Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO
by Niagra falls231 April 14, 2023
mugGet the Long Lastmug.

Tip Last

(Of a man) The act of inserting the tip of the penile penis into one’s orifice after inserting the rest of the body.
Man, I went tip last into Edward last night. I couldn’t breathe. I had to get Oscar to help me out. And in.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
mugGet the Tip Lastmug.

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