three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.

Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.

by QuacksO March 1, 2019

dirty land pelican

Common name for the Australian Ibis, also know as the bin chicken

Look at the dirty land pelican, eating out of that rubbish bin.

by col05_au September 29, 2023

live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.

Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor

oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again

by modemcat June 14, 2022

kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.

look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle

by parker.crawdaddy69 April 18, 2021

Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

by Minty February 15, 2017

Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.

I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022