kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.

look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle

by parker.crawdaddy69 April 18, 2021

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

Land Beyond Dreams

Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.

Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"

by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021

Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.

Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.

by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022

Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.

I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022

Land Butt Calrissian

A girl with an ass or butt so big you can land the Millennium Falcon on it

-yo look at that girl she has a fatty
Who Land Butt Calrissian?
-um yes lol

by Foolish Dreamer June 8, 2018

Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

by Minty February 15, 2017