by col05_au September 29, 2023
Get the dirty land pelicanmug. Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
Get the three-point landingmug. A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
Get the mullet landing a marlinmug. A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012
Get the Alaskan Landing Stripmug. Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.
Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"
by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021
Get the Land Beyond Dreamsmug. Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
Get the live off the landmug. by Foolish Dreamer June 8, 2018
Get the Land Butt Calrissianmug.