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live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
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burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.
by Steven Howell July 30, 2004
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Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.
I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.
by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022
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Land Butt Calrissian

A girl with an ass or butt so big you can land the Millennium Falcon on it
-yo look at that girl she has a fatty
Who Land Butt Calrissian?
-um yes lol
by Foolish Dreamer June 8, 2018
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Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy
Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
by Minty February 15, 2017
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mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
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