Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018
Get the Land of Titty flopmug. 'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'
Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
by Steven Howell July 30, 2004
Get the burning lands legalmug. by Foolish Dreamer June 8, 2018
Get the Land Butt Calrissianmug. I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.
by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022
Get the Cadbury’s Landing Stripmug. Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
by Minty February 15, 2017
Get the Hairy fairy landmug. Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
Get the three-point landingmug. by col05_au September 29, 2023
Get the dirty land pelicanmug.