Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.

A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.

by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011

Party Kitten

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.

Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.

by Avianasian June 2, 2011

Bodeh Kitteh

A kitten or cat that is completely comprised of a body. No limbs, only a face, body and tail.

Hey whats with your doorstop, it doesn't have any limbs?!

Oh yeah, it's a bodeh kitteh

by McBabyMcBabyMcBaby October 1, 2011

Alaskan Sex Kitten

Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.

“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”

by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013

kittaay

a small animal that likes to lick, scratch, and meow. They also like little chachies and skankies and have mad sex. and flower licking. what kind? special flowers that look like human body parts.

hey can I borrow your kittaay i am feeling kind of frisky tonite!

by skanky April 8, 2008

Asian Kite Porn

"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.

Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"

by JTizzo September 24, 2011

Everything and a kite.

It means to encompas everything. Because we are never satisfied with what we get, so why not throw a kite in there?

This was from Ray Romano's book titled, "Everything and a Kite" (1998). He was describing what one of his twins said when Ray asked him what he wanted for his birthday.

I was going to the store to buy his birthday present, and asked him what he wanted.
He looked up from his cereal and said:

"Everything and a kite." (Romano129)

by Monster Hal August 7, 2011